Tuesday, January 22, 2008
8:26PM - Fun with Bravo.
"Remember when the Elks Lodge was gonna fall into the river and it was in the paper everyday? Well, me and a few friends decided to write our girlfriends' names on the retaining wall, with the intention of getting some when they saw their names on the front page. Unfortunately, as soon as they did that, they stopped putting pictures of the wall in the paper. And I died a virgin."
(While playing WoW) "Don't worry, dude. I just killed the wolf that killed you. And I made a belt for you out of his ballsack."
Friday, November 23, 2007
One of the cooks at work tonight
"Hey Mason, do you know any hot girls?"
"Like, just know them or are they friends?"
"And you're in high school?"
"Um ... yeah."
"Oh, so you know lots of hot girls. Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Um ... no."
Saturday, September 15, 2007
11:40AM - Awww, We Talked Today
"Like you guys have Mexicans, we have Turkish people.
They all think they're SO cool."
Saturday, August 11, 2007
12:58PM - Kennychan and Demar
"Hunny...you're squeezing my food-sack" Kenny-chan complaining to Demar as they cuddle.
"Mmmrgg... I'm gunna lay on your balls again" Kenny-chan threatening Demar as they cuddle.
Friday, April 27, 2007
"The difference between involvement and commitment can be seen in a bacon and egg breakfast. The chicken was involved. The pig was committed." -Anonymous
Monday, April 16, 2007
Evan: I was getting into an argument with my dad because we couldn't remember what my blood type was.
Kandace: What's your dad?
Kandace: And what's your mom?
Evan: A bitch...
Sunday, March 18, 2007
" Well... sex leads to babies, and babies lead to fetuses "
~ Lara on the topic of why I saw a fetus on the ceiling in patterning.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
( me on the phone with JD)
JD: " I knew you'd like this show"
Sara: " yeah, its pretty good. AHH! Shit, shit Jay! I gotta go!"
Sara: " I'm getting attacked by my mom with cough syrup!!"
Saturday, February 17, 2007
1:06AM - *sigh* Taylor, Taylor
Amidst our conversation in the middle of studying...
Me: "I mean, I'm glad I'm comfortable with JT; and, ya know, I'd still probably do stuff with him."
Taylor, completely straight-faced: "Yeah, JT's sexy."
Friday, February 16, 2007
12:52PM - Cleaning My Room
"I declare you clean, and you a backpack, and you not a backpack, and you a tuner... and a metronome, good job."
It's been a long day of cleaning and singing.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Me: I'm Irish and German.
Kandace: Yeah, but you look Jewish.
Dusty: Andrew is half Hebrew, half Cocker Spaniel.
Monday, January 15, 2007
Me: "my toe feels a wee bit numb"
Kaitlin: " Bite it off!!!"
**kaitlin and i walk into her house.... her mom is standin there watchin PeePee
Kaitlin: "hey mom can we get a ride over to lara's??"
Her Mom: " well... im watchin Princess, and theres this cat out there a' talkin to PeePee talkin to her tryin to get her to come outside... AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. "
Kaitlin: *a bit bewildered*** "uuuh.... what??" :S
Her Mom:" we may have Intruders"
... wow... i aboot wet myself. laughin so hard.
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
" He's like a tornado. Some people think they are radically awesome. But they destroy everything they touch. " - Mark to Beth
11:34PM - Me to Beth
"There's so much more I didn't tell you. . . that's a lie, my life's not that exciting. I'm no Josh Porter."
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
"The next combatant is the most blood crazed orc I've ever seen, and I've seen a few. She'll come out of that gate swinging a war hammer the size of a child and won't stop until your head is in pieces."
~Owyn, Oblivion Swordmaster
Monday, January 1, 2007
2:34PM - Mark talking to his mother
Emma was sad because she though Mark had to work tonight so they wouldn't be able to do what they had planned to do today, but he doesn't so he told her this:
"Now get that sad sound out of your voice before I punch you in the mouth. I will punch you in the face with a fist full of love. I 'll put on huge ass rings and you will have Love and Hate imprinted in either side of your face. You will cry diamonds and I will make lavish bits of jewelry out of them and then break them in front of you so you will know what true pain is."
Sunday, December 31, 2006
3:29AM - Haha, Mormons
Mason: "But she's Mormon, and she's Catholic."
Beth: "Maybe she's bi."
Gabi: "But Mason, you're Catholic ... and you're gay."
Mason: "Yeah, but I'm not gonna go dating Mormons!"
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Jenna: " I want a burger. A really, really big one."
Cindy: "Its 10:00!"
Jenna: " I don't care....I'll sell my soul for one"
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
"When I was seven...or six, or five...I had a dream that a beaver bit me in the butt, and when I woke up, my butt hurt. I think it was a sex dream."
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