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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

8:26PM - Fun with Bravo.

"Remember when the Elks Lodge was gonna fall into the river and it was in the paper everyday? Well, me and a few friends decided to write our girlfriends' names on the retaining wall, with the intention of getting some when they saw their names on the front page. Unfortunately, as soon as they did that, they stopped putting pictures of the wall in the paper. And I died a virgin."

(While playing WoW) "Don't worry, dude. I just killed the wolf that killed you. And I made a belt for you out of his ballsack."

-Dan Bickerdyke

Friday, November 23, 2007

11:33PM

One of the cooks at work tonight

"Hey Mason, do you know any hot girls?"
"Yeah..."
"Like, just know them or are they friends?"
"They're friends."
"And you're in high school?"
"Um ... yeah."
"Oh, so you know lots of hot girls. Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Um ... no."

Saturday, September 15, 2007

11:40AM - Awww, We Talked Today

Markus:
"Like you guys have Mexicans, we have Turkish people.
They all think they're SO cool."

Saturday, August 11, 2007

12:58PM - Kennychan and Demar

"Hunny...you're squeezing my food-sack" Kenny-chan complaining to Demar as they cuddle.

"Mmmrgg... I'm gunna lay on your balls again" Kenny-chan threatening Demar as they cuddle.

Current mood: James Bondy

Friday, April 27, 2007

6:09PM

"The difference between involvement and commitment can be seen in a bacon and egg breakfast. The chicken was involved. The pig was committed." -Anonymous

Monday, April 16, 2007

7:50AM

Evan: I was getting into an argument with my dad because we couldn't remember what my blood type was.
Kandace: What's your dad?
Evan: O-Negative.
Kandace: And what's your mom?
Evan: A bitch...

Sunday, March 18, 2007

11:51PM

" Well... sex leads to babies, and babies lead to fetuses "
 ~ Lara on the topic of why I saw a fetus on the ceiling in patterning.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

10:31PM - Paint it Pink!

" Pink is a color for nubs - like us" ~Kayla, at dance.

Friday, February 23, 2007

9:32AM

( me on the phone with JD)

JD: " I knew you'd like this show" 

Sara: " yeah, its pretty good.  AHH! Shit, shit Jay! I gotta go!"

JD: "wtf?"

Sara:  " I'm getting attacked by my mom with cough syrup!!"

Saturday, February 17, 2007

1:06AM - *sigh* Taylor, Taylor

Amidst our conversation in the middle of studying...

Me: "I mean, I'm glad I'm comfortable with JT; and, ya know, I'd still probably do stuff with him."

Taylor, completely straight-faced: "Yeah, JT's sexy."

Friday, February 16, 2007

12:52PM - Cleaning My Room

"I declare you clean, and you a backpack, and you not a backpack, and you a tuner... and a metronome, good job."

It's been a long day of cleaning and singing.

Monday, February 12, 2007

6:25PM

Me: I'm Irish and German.
Kandace: Yeah, but you look Jewish.
Dusty: Andrew is half Hebrew, half Cocker Spaniel.

Monday, January 15, 2007

3:33PM - my time with the cushmans :D

Me: "my toe feels a wee bit numb"
Kaitlin: " Bite it off!!!"

**kaitlin and i walk into her house.... her mom is standin there watchin PeePee

Kaitlin: "hey mom can we get a ride over to lara's??"
Her Mom: " well... im watchin Princess, and theres this cat out there a' talkin to PeePee talkin to her tryin to get her to come outside... AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. "
Kaitlin: *a bit bewildered*** "uuuh.... what??" :S
Her Mom:" we may have Intruders"

... wow... i aboot wet myself. laughin so hard.

Current mood: cold

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

11:42PM - Mark is a genious- This all came from him

" He's like a tornado. Some people think they are radically awesome. But they destroy everything they touch. " - Mark to Beth

Current mood: crushed

11:34PM - Me to Beth

"There's so much more I didn't tell you. . . that's a lie, my life's not that exciting. I'm no Josh Porter."

Current mood: depressed

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

12:22AM

"The next combatant is the most blood crazed orc I've ever seen, and I've seen a few. She'll come out of that gate swinging a war hammer the size of a child and won't stop until your head is in pieces."

~Owyn, Oblivion Swordmaster

Monday, January 1, 2007

2:34PM - Mark talking to his mother

Emma was sad because she though Mark had to work tonight so they wouldn't be able to do what they had planned to do today, but he doesn't so he told her this:

"Now get that sad sound out of your voice before I punch you in the mouth. I will punch you in the face with a fist full of love. I 'll put on huge ass rings and you will have Love and Hate imprinted in either side of your face. You will cry diamonds and I will make lavish bits of jewelry out of them and then break them in front of you so you will know what true pain is."

Sunday, December 31, 2006

3:29AM - Haha, Mormons

Mason: "But she's Mormon, and she's Catholic."

Beth: "Maybe she's bi."

Gabi: "But Mason, you're Catholic ... and you're gay."

Mason: "Yeah, but I'm not gonna go dating Mormons!"

Thursday, December 28, 2006

10:11PM

Jenna: " I want a burger. A really, really big one."

Cindy: "Its 10:00!"

Jenna: " I don't care....I'll sell my soul for one"

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

9:51PM

"When I was seven...or six, or five...I had a dream that a beaver bit me in the butt, and when I woke up, my butt hurt. I think it was a sex dream."

-Nick Moore

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